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Tuesday, September 23, 2003
Bag Redux
Thanks to Randbot and Amanda, both of whom sent me good suggestions on finding a new bag. Randy's advice tended towards the hippie and practical, Amanda's was a touch more cyber. And I will take both under due consideration, but I want to stress that I am looking for the Perfect Bag.
When I flash this sumbitch, I want marketing executives to find Jesus and day traders to join the Peace Corps. I want a bag so goddamn cool I'll find several pairs of anonymous panties stuffed into it each and every day. I want a bag so crazily hip Neal Stephenson will make it a character in his next book.
It doesn't have to be a messenger bag. It could be a Russian infantry bag, or a Japanese pizza delivery pack, or a Zapatista laptop pouch. I don't even know if any of those exist. But that's the level of universal badassedness I want this bag to possess.
I shall continue the search.
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