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Wednesday, September 10, 2003
I should not be allowed to listen to the radio unsupervised. I'm sitting here, listening to Radio Paradise via Shoutcast, while doing an excruciatingly mindless task at my day job, bopping along to a catchy little tune, and when I check to see who it is, it's the goddamn Grateful Dead!!! Shit! Now I have to cut off my ears to punish them. One of the fundamental precepts of the universe is that the Grateful Dead blow. Christ, next thing you know I'm going to start dancing like a monkey and smelling like peat moss.
I can clearly not be trusted to make musical decisions without strict oversight. My wife won't let me forget The Avril Lavigne Incident, when I found Sk8r Boi while looking for cuts from the Jackass Soundtrack1 (yes, I'm 33; yes, this is all quite pathetic), thought it was awesome (and dammit, still do), and since I'm so dense when it comes to pop culture, I raced home to my incredibly hip spouse and announced my new musical find, whereupon she laughed in my face and called both my intelligence and my sexuality into question. I believe the quote was, "You did NOT just say you like Avril Levigne! Get out of my house, you goddamn woman!"
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1Most of the music in Jackass: The Movie is performed by CKY, who do, in fact, rock, no matter what my wife says.
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