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Thursday, October 16, 2003
Catatonia in Red Sox Nation
The air around Boston is indescribable today. The only time I've ever seen so many people suffering this combination of fear, exhaustion, and grim determination is in Vietnam documentaries. I'm surprised we're not calling the Yankees "Charlie."
Let me say it for the record: I officially care about baseball now. The Sox are a virus, and I'm infected. Last night, the wind blew down power lines in our neighborhood. When I found out, my first thought was not of my wife and child...it was being pissed off because I'd miss the end of the game.
Note to self: buy batteries today.
The show at the Comedy Studio has been cancelled tonight, natch. Thank Christ. I was going to make Mike Birbiglia do an hour while I watched in the bar downstairs. I had my "you're the big Comedy Central star" speech all planned. No disrespect to Mike, who's unbelievably talented, but I wasn't going to be relegated to MC *and* miss the goddamn game.
This way, everyone wins.
EXCEPT THE YANKESS!
Goddamn you, Sam Walters, for getting me hooked on this goddamned team. This is a codependent relationship, man. Between me and the Sox, not between me and Sam. That relationship is patient and kind. But the Sox...the fluctuating emotions. It's like your first high school relationship, where everything is either blissful or the end of the universe. It's not you, it's me! I need space! WIN THE MOTHERFUCKING SERIES, ALREADY, WILL YOU???
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