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Friday, January 30, 2004
Oscar Hyperbole
(That might be my new fake name for calling comedy clubs, actually...)
But I digress. I can't take any more drippy praise for Charlize Theron in Monster. Maybe it's a great movie. I don't know. I have a 2-year old, so I don't get to see movies. But I keep hearing about HOW BRAVE she was for letting them make her up to look so ugly.
That's right. She's SO BRAVE because she had the guts to LOOK LIKE THE REST OF US for a while. Fuck you, mister fireman. You're not so brave after all. Charlize PUT ON WEIGHT and had BLOTCHY SKIN for 3 whole weeks! Don't you know sacrifice when you see it? Don't you recognize selflessness? For a HOT CHICK to look like REGULAR PEOPLE...I'm sorry...I can't go on. My tears are ruining my shirt.
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