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Wednesday, January 14, 2004
True Story
From a local comic comes this resounding endorsement of Poor Impulse Control:
"True story.
I was coming back to a funeral for a friend in Springfield, and got caught in a speed trap doing 85 on the Mass Pike.
The cop came up to my window and said "Sir, do you realize how fast you, oh, sorry father."
It took an extreme effort not to do a double take.
"Excuse me?", I replied, feigning nonchalance.
"Well, Father, I am sorry to have to pull you over but you were going a little fast there. It must have been those CDs you were listening to. "
I looked around, and realized. I was wearing a black suit, pants and shirt all black. I had the directions to the funeral folded on the seat next to me that looked from a distance a lot like a priest collar. On the seat next to the paper, was my CD player with three CDs in plain view.
One was the Reverend Horton Heat "Forgive the Sinners", but my CD player blocked it just right, so you could only see "The Reverend" and "Forgive the Sinners".
Next to that was the Cd of my friends punk band "Father Jack's Dilemna."
And there in plain view was The Reverend Tim McIntire "Poor Impulse Control".
I came back to my senses. "Yes, they are quite good for the mind and spirit."
"Ah, well, Father, just slow down okay. I won't ticket you, but take it easy."
"Thank you."
"That Reverend Tim McIntire, I never heard of him. Is he good?"
"He a Protestant, but he can really move a crowd." "
Thanks, JJ...you made my day!
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