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Monday, March 08, 2004
Weekend Roundup
Two fun shows this weekend - one in a traditional fashion, the other in a David Lynch sort of way. The Chateau in Manchester was, of course, great, though the yellow spotlight made all the comics look like they had advanced liver disease, though only 2 out of the 4 of them did. It was maybe a little heavy on the hecklers, but that sure beats the hell out of a dull crowd.
Last night in Vermont...what a hell of a thing. Sam Walters kindly drove, and we only got a little lost and he didn't rip the exhaust system completely off his car. Once we found the gig, we found a huge room with only 9 audience members, 4 of whom were excruciatingly hip lesbians (this becomes relevant in a second). Our third comic is completely MIA. So Sammy goes up and does a yeoman's job of getting them going, and then I hit stage. After about 20 minutes, I hear "Tim...hey, Tim!" from the darkness. Tom Mitchell, the third comic, has shown up an hour late, and now he wants his time. The show grinds to a complete screeching halt, and being the consummate showman I am, I cover the awkwardness with, "Umm...okay, so this is weird, but I'm going to take a break and let another comic talk." See? Goddamn SEAMLESS. So while Tommy goes up and does his time, the owner announces that she's just caught 2 of the lesbians in delecto flagrante in the women's room, and looks to me like I'm supposed to get righteously indignant, too. I was too busy trying not to pop a boner to do that. Then suddenly, Mitchell's done, and I have to go back up and do another 30. The remaining lesbians really dug the story about my sister coming out, and from there it was new stuff, and when all was said and done, I closed really strong and only slightly drunk.
See what you miss when you don't come to shows?
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