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Sunday, April 18, 2004
Snuff
Oh, God. Last night's show in Holyoke, Mass. A private Jack & Jill bachelor/bachelorette party held in the dingy basement bar of a VFW Hall. I'd love to give a detailed blow by blow of just why I came home and announced to my wife that I'm quitting comedy, but I won't. The bride's parents, who had the idea to hire me, were truly kind and decent people who have been checking out this site, and I don't want to badmouth them in any way. They really wanted to give their daughter something nice, and I tried to help. I really did. Since I can't bitch in detail in good faith, let me instead just make this announcement:
I am no longer available for private parties.
No public shows this week. Friday is a benefit for Easter Seals, and Saturday is another naked show. I'll try to post something halfway funny in the next day or so. In the meantime, remember: YANKEES SUCK!
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