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Thursday, April 15, 2004
A Very Important Lesson
Friends, I learned something last night while driving back from a show at Thomas College in Maine.
Just because a truck stop is having a special on steamed hot dogs at 2:00 am does not mean you should buy steamed hot dogs at 2:00 am. And you most certainly should not let Sam Walters talk you into "chasing" them with "the best domestic beef jerky" you can buy. My stomach feels like I swallowed a sea urchin, and my pee smells like soy sauce.
Yes, two hot dogs for a buck is a great deal. Yes, extra Tobasco is delicious on a weiner. And yes, that was very tasty jerky, though I don't get Sam's obsession with it (he buys jerky and milk, which he consumes together because, and I quote, "It makes really good mouth gravy"). But do not give into temptation, even spicy meaty temptation. Get a Vitamin Water and be happy the next day.
Incidentally, I will not be going to Stand Up New York tonight. The cost/benefit for the trip just wasn't playing out in my head. I'll catch you kids in the city on the next go-round.
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