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"On Scatterbrain, McIntire addresses the ups and downs of a working comic's life. The bulk of the album is all laughs -- solid material on everything from having kids to the war on terror, killer stuff from one of Boston's most reliable comedy veterans -- but it's the bonus track, the one labeled "Nagasaki," that's getting the most attention. The nearly half-hour track is nothing short of a complete hell gig..."

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"If Tim set out to reveal more about himself and be vulnerable on his new CD, Scatterbrain, he succeeded. He pulls off the delicate trick of turning inward without losing his persona. He is still The Reverend. Now, rather than pointing the finger at others, he's pointing it at himself. Instead of looking at obscure news stories and making them universal, he takes something universal, the birth of a child, and makes it his...It's smart and fearless. Mr. Hicks, this is Mr. Cosby."

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   Thursday, April 15, 2004  

A Very Important Lesson

Friends, I learned something last night while driving back from a show at Thomas College in Maine.

Just because a truck stop is having a special on steamed hot dogs at 2:00 am does not mean you should buy steamed hot dogs at 2:00 am. And you most certainly should not let Sam Walters talk you into "chasing" them with "the best domestic beef jerky" you can buy. My stomach feels like I swallowed a sea urchin, and my pee smells like soy sauce.

Yes, two hot dogs for a buck is a great deal. Yes, extra Tobasco is delicious on a weiner. And yes, that was very tasty jerky, though I don't get Sam's obsession with it (he buys jerky and milk, which he consumes together because, and I quote, "It makes really good mouth gravy"). But do not give into temptation, even spicy meaty temptation. Get a Vitamin Water and be happy the next day.

Incidentally, I will not be going to Stand Up New York tonight. The cost/benefit for the trip just wasn't playing out in my head. I'll catch you kids in the city on the next go-round.
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SCATTERBRAIN (2006) - Selected Tracks


POOR IMPULSE CONTROL(2001) - Whole Damn Thing!

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