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"On Scatterbrain, McIntire addresses the ups and downs of a working comic's life. The bulk of the album is all laughs -- solid material on everything from having kids to the war on terror, killer stuff from one of Boston's most reliable comedy veterans -- but it's the bonus track, the one labeled "Nagasaki," that's getting the most attention. The nearly half-hour track is nothing short of a complete hell gig..."

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"If Tim set out to reveal more about himself and be vulnerable on his new CD, Scatterbrain, he succeeded. He pulls off the delicate trick of turning inward without losing his persona. He is still The Reverend. Now, rather than pointing the finger at others, he's pointing it at himself. Instead of looking at obscure news stories and making them universal, he takes something universal, the birth of a child, and makes it his...It's smart and fearless. Mr. Hicks, this is Mr. Cosby."

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Monday, June 05, 2006

Ode

Dear Smithwick's Ale,

It's only been three days since we met, and I'm still walking on air. I don't know how I lived without you so long. It's like I'm alive for the very first time. I know I only chose you because I was at the Charles Playhouse lounge and I suddenly realized that the bartender who thinks my comedy sucks was on shift and I just blurted out the first thing I saw, but I now know that it was fate, baby.

I needed you, and you were there, and you were delicious. All three times. Three times! You make me young again!

And then later, after my show at Nicks Comedy Stop, where they've replaced their stage with a waitress station and a stepladder, and I needed to come back to the bar and replace my dignity with alcohol, you were still there, waiting for me. You knew I'd come back, didn't you? You didn't even mind when I shared you with my friends. It was just physical with them, I know, not true love. You proved yourself to me, and that's how I know we'll be together forever.

How do you feel about a threesome with Old Overholt? It'll be freaky, but I think it could be fun.

I'm back at Nicks in just two weeks, but it seems like an eternity! How am I supposed to live without you? Oh, 3 days ago, I didn't even know you existed, but now I long for you, ache for you. I don't care who knows it! I'll find a packie and declare my love for you in front of everyone!

I LOVE SMITHWICKS, MY NEWFOUND REDHEADED IRISH SLUT BEER!

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LISTENING STATION

SCATTERBRAIN (2006) - Selected Tracks

POOR IMPULSE CONTROL(2001) - Whole Damn Thing!

To buy Scatterbrain, click here (or here for iTunes). The actual CD is the only place you can hear Nagasaki, the semi-famous bonus track. Poor Impulse Control is sold out (unless you're crazy). If you just enjoy listening here, why not drop a buck or two in my tip jar, you stingy bastard?