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Thursday, October 12, 2006
Dear Gym
Dear Gym,
You are hereby invited to fuck right off today. I know we had a date at noon - abs and biceps - but you know what? I'm standing you up. Oh, quit your sniveling. Today started grey and horrible. There were drizzle spots on my glasses and apocalyptic gloom in my heart.
But as of right now, there's sunshine and an autumn breeze out there in the Back Bay, so me, half a tuna wrap, and a Philip K. Dick novel are going to go enjoy them, and all three of us agree that in the long run, this will be better for my health than strapping myself into nautilus machines of dubious quality at a terminally yuppie gym.
See you tomorrow. Even if the weather's nice, the Friday spin chick has excellent taste in music (Tribe, old U2, &tc.), and there will be no body/soul conflict. But for today, piss off.
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