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Thursday, May 24, 2007
I Smell BACON!!!
In 2001, Mike Baker and I got invited to the Chicago Comedy Festival. It was your typical industry circle jerk, with hot young comics all vying for the opportunity to show other hot young comics just who was the hottest. Everything I hate about showbiz was there in full effect: the phoniness, the egomania, the empty boasts, the desperation.
Every conversation you'd have with someone would very quickly just devolve into them listing their accomplishments and telling you how very much they had going on. Lots of posturing, peacock-style.
Mikey B and I decided that the best way to short-circuit one of these preening douchebags was to stop them mid-brag, grab them by the lapels and yell, "Wait! Are you a COP?"
Nobody else seemed to get it, but we cracked ourselves up and pissed off a good number of industry darlings over the course of the week. Then it was back to Boston where I think both of us used the lessons learned in Chicago as a chance to get our real life priorities in order.
I bring this up for one very important reason. Today, at around 2:00 pm, after the Boston Police Academy graduation ceremony, if you were to grab Mike Baker by his lapels and ask him, "Are you a cop?", well, he'd have to answer, "Yes."
Congrats, Mikey, my man. Hey, let's be careful out there.
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