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Monday, October 08, 2007
There's Only One Octuuuber
Jesus Christ. If I didn't hate Dane Cook before, I sure do after watching about a thousand of his promo spots during this week's baseball playoffs, and it's not just because he says "Oct-O-ber" like he's in the middle of taking a dump.
He just sounds weird, man. It's like his cadence and rhythm are off; it doesn't sound the least bit natural. It really honestly sounds like he's never actually watched baseball and someone had to spell it all phonetically for him on the teleprompter.
"What's a...homer?" "Just shut up and read the card, haircut."Labels: dane cook, red sox, showbiz
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Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Critical Update
It is like 9,000 degrees in my house, and all I have the energy to do is drink beer just barely faster than I sweat it out and watch Kason Gabbard suck in Seattle.
The only way I know the beer is affecting me at all is that I just yelled at the TV: "Your name is Kason and you're not even black!"
My cat's breath smells like cat food.Labels: beer, ironic racism disguised as comedy, red sox
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