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Monday, October 08, 2007
There's Only One Octuuuber
Jesus Christ. If I didn't hate Dane Cook before, I sure do after watching about a thousand of his promo spots during this week's baseball playoffs, and it's not just because he says "Oct-O-ber" like he's in the middle of taking a dump.
He just sounds weird, man. It's like his cadence and rhythm are off; it doesn't sound the least bit natural. It really honestly sounds like he's never actually watched baseball and someone had to spell it all phonetically for him on the teleprompter.
"What's a...homer?" "Just shut up and read the card, haircut."Labels: dane cook, red sox, showbiz
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Thursday, May 03, 2007
Email Giveth, And...
I started the day yesterday with an email from a friend saying one my jokes was so good, he wanted to use it for a column he writes for a local paper.
I ended the day yesterday with an email from a different friend saying one of my jokes was so hack I should be embarassed to do it.
That, my friends, is showbiz in a nutshell.Labels: comedy, showbiz
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